I’m reading fifty shades of grey because John Mayer said he sang it to a girl

And it came highly reccomended by some friends, but Oh!.. Was not expecting that! Haha

But still I can’t stop reading (8 chapters in 4 hours anyone?!)

And the girl that John Mayer sang it to is mentally retarded for not giving him her attention after that. FUCK! The man hasn’t sung for months and he not only chooses to sing to you, but he chooses to sing an erotic novel. Mentally retarded.